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Post by Angels Sleeping on Mar 5, 2005 8:36:30 GMT -5
Well. . . I guess we can expect to see a lot of Dave in this section. You know, I think that if Dave went on long enough about something, he would eventually discover how to move at light speed. Sorta like that monkey theory -- if you put like. . . lots of monkeys in a room and let them beat on a computer keyboard for some long amount of time, they'll produce the next American novel.
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Post by Angels Sleeping on Mar 5, 2005 8:38:09 GMT -5
Okay. . . this was stupid.
And this post was made before I read the thing from Sara in the first post.
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Post by RubberPiggy on Mar 5, 2005 8:39:08 GMT -5
Ieee.
~RP~
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Post by Angels Sleeping on Mar 5, 2005 8:49:27 GMT -5
Exactly.
Now I just need to find out how the boards signed me out while I was posting that post. . . Meh.
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Post by CrazyDave on Mar 13, 2005 22:58:45 GMT -5
Actually, that isn't correct.
You see, the theory on monkey novel creation relies heavily on the fact that monkey's are immortal.
Monkeys are not Immortal.
Also, It's really really really really really hard to make a monkey do anything. You'll need duck tape.
LOTS of duct tape.
.....and maybe a staple gun.....
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Post by fescesthrower on Mar 17, 2005 9:03:20 GMT -5
But if you staple the monkey, how will you get it to dance? Plus, it'll prolly die sorta quickly, so you'd need, like, a bushel full of monkies on hand. Not to mention the entire monkey habitat you're fostering outside in your giant monkey dome.
mmm. .. dome. . .
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Post by CrazyDave on Mar 17, 2005 14:03:17 GMT -5
Then, I guess we'll need a lot of monkey pherimones.
After all, if they keep mating at a rate of 1 monkey per three months, with an average life span of about ten years, we may be able to pull it off.
Actually, I'm more worried about the produce bill. think just how many banana's you'll need!
I guess, we could get some kind of.... deal... with Giant or something.....
I'll start making calls.
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Post by fescesthrower on Mar 20, 2005 0:20:51 GMT -5
I know! The monkeys will die quick from the staples. So we'll turn the corpses into an accelerated fertilizer to plant the bananna trees. SO that way the monkeys are eating themselves.
Until then, they can feast on Ian's head. It should last them a couple years.
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Post by CrazyDave on Mar 20, 2005 0:47:45 GMT -5
bad news....
The produce bill from giant would be well over $20,000.00.
You got any money?
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Post by Jinxie<3 on Mar 20, 2005 12:47:28 GMT -5
[glow=pink,2,300]Well, if we robbed every bank in America, that should cover the $20,000 and then some.[/glow]
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Post by CrazyDave on Mar 20, 2005 20:40:07 GMT -5
good Idea!
Now, I don't have enough ski masks for everyone, so some of you will have to share....
Well? Get to it!
I think we should just hit the national reserve. That'll make life quite sweet for a while.....
How's with me?
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Post by Jinxie<3 on Mar 23, 2005 17:41:11 GMT -5
I am! ROAD TRIP!
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Post by Angels Sleeping on Mar 23, 2005 19:14:03 GMT -5
I will only go along with this if I am allowed to go up to Mt. Everest and yodel, and Liz has to shave Mike. Yes.
And while we're on our road trip, we have to travel through a tornado and get a snake to eat itself. Gotta see which one breaks the time-space continum first!
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Post by CrazyDave on Mar 23, 2005 20:07:23 GMT -5
You silly boy!
I already know that one!
You see, I've tested both the torando space distorion and the snake self ingestion, and found a startleing discovery....
Neither really work.
However, by studying both phenominon, I've learned many things about the space time continuum. In fact, I'm ready to publish a theory that goes as follows.
The Space time Continuum.... Cheats at cards.
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