Post by CrazyDave on Jul 12, 2005 23:13:41 GMT -5
Jim’s Thin Box Productions Presents:
"Weight of A Thousand Feathers"
Written and created by David Hoffman
"Weight of A Thousand Feathers"
Written and created by David Hoffman
“There was a time, before the creation of Man, where there was Nothing. But, this is a universe of opposites, and so, as there was Nothing , there was Everything.”
Excerpt from ‘Prothoplastus Fabula’
Author Unknown
Author Unknown
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‘This isn’t cheating, it’s training.’ The drunken man thought to himself as he stared down his competition.
Barile Spree was a local business man who was rather wealthy. He sold several things, such as water, food, and other ‘Services’.
Ok, I’ll stop beating around the bush. He’s a mafia boss. A mafia boss who loves playing poker. A lot. Almost every week, he comes into the Horse Head Inn for the weekly poker tournament.
He usually wins too. But not today.
‘Cause today, he’s playing drunk ole me.’ The drunkard thought.
“Gimmie one.” He slurred out. The dealer causually slid a card to that man, who quickly deposited it in his hand. Mentally, he began counting his chips against his only remaining opponent.
Spree sweated behind his meager chip stack, his fingers fidgeting slightly. Every single hand, this drunk old man had taken his money. Every damn Hand! This had to stop, and stop now.
“Two.” Spree said gruffly.
The Drunk closed his eyes, swaying slightly with the alcohol, and mentally focused his mind. ‘The flows. Watch the flows…. Twisting, turning….flowing….’
Then the drunk man smiled. “I’ll put ya all in.” He slurred out.
“Call!” Spree shouted quickly. “I’ve got three Kings! Read um and weep!”
Spree reached across the table to grab the remaining chips, when the drunk started laughing. “Three kings? Dat’s it?” He quickly flashed his hand. “Fluch, buddy. All hearts.”
Spree twitched angrally. “You… you… you cheated somehow!”
“Ah… don’t be such a winer, Spreebee. I won, fair is square.”
Spree clenched his fist. “By tonight, you’ll be dead old man.” He threatened. Then he turned around and exited, throwing two or three people out of his way as he did.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah…” The drunk muttered. “You don’t know how many times I’ve heard that one….”
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Drunky stumbled his way to the main gate of Halden village slowly and methodically, If you could call it that.
After is sixth or seventh trip (He wasn’t really in the mood to count, you understand) He noticed a small, dirty looking boy walking his way on a corse a bit too close for a nighttime walk.
It was a personal success that he didn’t even flinch when the boy picked his pocket.
As the boy quickly ran off with his poker winnings, the drunk continued on his drunken way. “Itsss almost sundown. I better get outa town.”
As he crossed the threshold of the village, he smiled with a sense of nostalgia. “I wonder where I should go next, huh?”
Without warning, he careened into the forest, slamming head first into a tree.
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“This way, men! He went out the gate!” Spree yelled to his enforcers.
Ten of the best gangsters money could buy, holding torches and weapons, headed straight into the surrounding forest. Suddenly, a groaning voice was heard within.
“Ouch. Well… I guess that’s one way to sober up…”
“In here, men!” Spree called out. They burst into a clearing, and found a man standing there holding his head. “What did I tell you old man? I told you I would kill you, and now I’m going to make good on my…my…”
Spree trailed off slowly. The man had turned to face him. With a quick motion, he shined his torch into the man’s face revealing…
Not that old man.
“Damnit. Did you see a drunk old man stubble through here?” Spree asked.
The man rubbed his head lightly. “That guy? Yeah, he went through here.”
Spree nearly jumped for joy. “Where’d he go?”
The man shrugged a little. “Well, you see, I was walking through here, when, all of the sudden, this drunk old man runs through here. Slammed into me something fierce, I’ll tell you. Smashed me right into this tree. Hurt like a bitch, let me tell you.”
Spree almost growled at the man. “Where did he go?” He asked again, far meaner sounding at that.
The man sweat dropped. “Sorry, sorry. He went that way.” He said, and then pointed off to his left.
“Let’s get him, men!” Spree yelled and the others took off. At the edge of the clearing, Spree stopped and turned back to the man. “Are those things…. Tattoos?” He asked, motioning to the man’s face.
“Huh?” The man said reaching up and touching his face. “Oh, yeah…. Uh… I guess so!” He stated smiling.
Spree twitched at the display, but quickly returned to the task at hand. He sped off, following his men into the night.
The man waited for a full minute before breathing out a sigh of relief. He then turned to his right and quickly headed into the other direction.
After traveling a safe distance away, the man adjusted the cloak around him and laid the hood around his shoulders.
“Damn. It’s true what that old man said; young people are getting crazier and crazier.” He said, turning to the stars.
He held the straight face for about ten seconds before he couldn’t hold it anymore and burst out laughing. “Ha Ha Ha! Young people? I’m the youngest of all of them!”
After rolling on the grass in a childlike manner, he wiped his eyes and sat up slowly. “Yeah, But I’m also older then all of them…” He said quietly.
He shook off those feelings. It wasn’t like him to be depressed for long anyway. “So,” He said unslinging a pack from his back and opening it, “Where do we go next, eh?”
From inside the pack, an unblinking white glow was his only answer.
“Well, we’re supposed to meet up with the guys in a month or two, so let’s head to the ‘battle zone’, or whatever everybody’s calling it nowadays.” The man said calmly.
Unblinking whiteness continued to radiate outward.
“Yeah, Yeah, I know, It’s about time to go back ‘Home’ as well.” The man said, as if someone had answered him. “But I’ve kind of gotten used to all this training I’ve been doing all this time, you know?”
Again, the man paused, listening to an answer only he could hear.
“Good point sword. It will be good to see her again.” He said, absentmindedly brushing a piece of white hair out of his face. “Well, we’ll go back after the meeting, how’s that?”
The man stood up and collected his pack. “Good good. After all….”
“…I want to see if ‘Wind and Flow’ can beat Mr. Silent.”
Astaroc the Blade smiled at the swords response. “Yeah, but maybe I’ll last a while longer than normal, right?”
Astaroc listened lightly, then his mouth turned into a frown. “I wasn’t THAT bad…”
“What? That didn’t happen!”
“Oh, sure that happened to, I’m SO Sure…” He responded sarcastically.
“WHAT?!?!?!?! HE DID NOT GIVE ME A WEDGIE!!!!!”
“You shut up! You were not there, so you don’t know anything at all!”
“I swear I’m going to sell you to the nearest pawn shop, you damn piece of metal!”
Astaroc wandered into the rising moon, arguing lightly with a sword.
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Adventure….. start!